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On April 14, 1865, President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated at Ford's Theater by a deranged actor. O.J. Simpson was playing golf at the time. -- David Letterman


" You have to know how to read quickly and read EVERYTHING."-Alia

"..Work on your writing skills."-Lana

"PROCRASTINATORS: it's never too late to break a bad habit."-Sarra

"Don't get stressed out...that way your brain won't fry out."-Richelle

"Well, it's hard, tough, and overwhelming..don't lay back..God will help you, you can all do it."-Asmaa

But most importantly, Dole's got the look of the 70's politician--wide, loud ties, greased-back hair and $200 polyester suits. He could take the part of the Silent Majority-style vice cop in any blaxploitation film. In short, Bob Dole is the Man. -- Ted Rall

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"You have to realize that there are more important things in NY Knicks games....manage your time wisely."-Noon

"Don't cram, don't memorize, listen, and put your nose to the grindstone.."-Sarah E., quoting Good Will Hunting.

"Don't fall behind on your'll never get to it"-Rahmah

"If you don't let it stress you cant actually be kinda fun."-Sulima

"Memorize presidents, parties, ..."-Samia

Most of the presidential candidates' economic packages involve tax breaks, which is when the government, amid great fanfare, generously decides not to take quite so much of your income. In other words, these candidates are trying to buy your votes with your own money. -- Dave Barry